Famous DBZ Quotes

Vegita:" YOU WON"T ESCAPE MY WRRAAAATTTHHH"- (Hells yeah, say it with authority).

Gohan: "Piccolooo!"-(crybaby)
Piccolo: "Piccolo nothing, you're getting lazy"

Nappa: "It was nice knowing you kid, there will always be a soft spot on the bottem of my boot for ya!"

Goku: "You won't even lay a hand on me"-(recoome didn't)

Piccolo: "Goku, looks like you could use some help.
Goku: "Piccolo!"
Garlic Jr. minion: "Piccolo!"
Goku "What are you doing here?"
Piccolo: "Don't worry, I didn't come here to help you. I've got a score to settle with those three!"

Gohan & Krillan: "Bring it on"-(very moodsetting)

Berter: Hi, I’m your worse nightmare. Berter!!
Goku: I’m not afraid of dreams.

Vegita: He’s over 9000!!!

Goku: "Wow Vegita looks pretty ragged out"-(yeah he just got the crap kick outta him)

Jeece: "Look Berter he is scared stiff"-(actually Goku is just preparing to kick your ass)

Guldo: "Time freeze"-(not much to say about that dumb move)-(actually it wouldnt be half bad if Guldo could attack or run, hehe what a lard-butt)

Recoome- "I am truly a man of many talents"-(yeah right, he is just a big oaf)

Yamucha-"I'm not gonna bow down to those saiyan jerks." - (you tell them Yamucha)

Goku- "A wise man once said, the stronger you get, the stronger you smell." - (unfortunately this is so true)

Piccolo- "We're not here to bow down to your demands, we're here to fight!" - (piccolo is very pugnacious, like my vocabulary? Just take Ms. Ahn’s English class.)

Captain Ginyu: "Freeza, would you like me to perform the dance of joy?"-(What a idiot)
Freeza- "uh not now ginyu, maybe some other time"

Gohan:"Oh yeah my Dad could do that". -(after Radits blows up the car)

Gohan: "You big bully" (used just about every episode, he calls everyone a bully it is so damn annoying)

Goku: "Earth, streams, trees, lend me your power" (Why does Goku say this stuff? It's dumb and werid, plus it gives the person he is trying to beat time to power up and fight back!)

Freeza:"I guess I killed him for no reason then"

Reccome: "My name is Recoome
It rhymes with doom
You shall be hurting
All to soon (Reccome’s poetry could kill a Super Sayian, it’s so bad)

Ginyu Force: "Rock, paper, scissors... Rock, paper, scissors... Rock, paper, scissors..."
Gohan(in reply): "We're being captured by a bunch of Goofballs."

Little Goku: "I am going to starve to death" (yeah right)

SSJ Goku: "Come back after you train some more"

Vegetto: "I only need my foot to defeat you"(I don't know about you but I find this one extremely funny it reminds me of the black knight part in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. That was a classic.)

Vegeto: "It wasnt supposed to be like this, I am amazed that I was able to toy with you this much"

Gohan: "rock, paper, scissors, (throws scissors), rock, paper, scissors (throws scissors) rock, paper, scissors (throws rock)
Crab: "(shoots him full of water)"
Master Roshi: "Better watch out Gohan, that crab is a sore loser"

Vegitta: "Is that all you got?"

Goku: "Uh oh I'm gonna have to use the Kao kan technique but I don't now if my body can take it"

King Kai: "Ready, set, and go."(Haha chase the monkey! Poor bubbles, they can never leave the poor monkey alone can they. All they do is chase it, leave the friggin monkey alone!)

King Kai: (After Tien sent his steak flying into the air) "Maybe that made the meat...... a little more tender!!"

Goku: (After he nailed Recoome in the chest as recoomes butt hit the ground) "That must be the Recoome Boom"

Recoome: (Squating in A Ginyu pose) "I think my leg's starting to cramp"

Zarbon: (To Vegita) "Vegetable head"

Raditz:(To Piccolo after he blew off his arm) "Excuse me has anyone seen my arm? You can't miss it, its green"

Reccome: (After goku said no hands) "Hey guys, I guess that means I'll beat him up with my feet!"

Vegeta-(To Zarbon) "Is that the best you got sippy?"

Freeza: "There are 3 things I hate: Cowardice, bad haircuts, and military insubordination. And unfortunatly for our friend Vegeta, he posseses all three. (Hey, Vegita is awesome. And his radish like hair is awesome. There shall be no disrespecting the almighty prince saiyan.)

King Kai: (After Picolo complains of catching Bubbles) "Gee Piccolo, I didn't expect you to go ape over it!!"

Gohan: (After Piccolo nailed him with his eye lazers) "I think you burnt my underwear"

Jeiss: "Do you now how long this will take to get all this dust out of my hair!?!?"

Gohan: "Leave my dad alone"

Tien: "Chou-Zu, I'll avenge you...Then I'll join you... We'll never be apart... CHI KUNG BLAST!!!!!"

Vegita: "Heh heh, breakable." (After Tien loses his arm)

Bulma: " I want a onion bagel, I want a warm bath, I WANT TO SHAVE MY LEGS!!!!!!!!! (forget Frezia or Vegita, this is the most dangerous force on Namak)

Recoome: (After he planted Vegita's head in the ground then pulled him out and said) "I love picking vegetables from my garden."

Trunks: "Which way to earth???"

Pan: "Don't take us girls for granted!"

Pan: "Ha, it's over already?"

Majin Boo: "Haahuaah!"

Vegita: "I have a pure heart... it's just pure evil"

Vegita: "He fought like a man, and died like a dog!" (After Tien died fighting Nappa in the Magna)

Bulma: "Trunks, it's me your beautiful mother!"
Trunks: " Uh, right."

Goku: "You seem to delight in seeing other people suffer, and you treat life like a disposable commodity. You destroy homes; you take the lives of innocent, peace loving people. You even take the lives of children! And all of this, for your own amusement or personal gain. Well, now it’s your turn!"

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